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~Sir-Jockingston:iconSir-Jockingston:

TheArtistFormerlyKnownAsJockly  

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Brazil Was Fun

Journal Entry: Sun Jul 15, 2007, 7:19 PM
Right after school ended I abruptly parted from my beloved porn filled computer and got a Seasonal job to pay for life's necessities (i.e. Food/Hair Gel) My job is at Cedar Fair Carowinds (An amusement park where I was a lifeguard/Cashier at a while ago) this time I'm working on a stage production called "Endless Summer on Ice" This stage production is an ice show with trained figure skaters from across America, we do 4, 30 minute, shows a day and 5 on Saturday, We are off on Wednesday! I am a "stage technician" which means I run the fly-ins, props, dressing, fog machines, etc. The skaters are really cool people, and yes Male Figure skaters are gay indeed (Learned the hardway) The pay is decent, 1,000 every two weeks however the skaters get 3,000 every two weeks. The show scenes are, 1. Schools Out (Cheerleaders/Preppy Students dance hip hop) 2. Camping Scene (Yogi Bear dances with smore girls and boy/girl scouts dance around a campfire and eat marshmallows) 3. Beach Scene (60's cliche beach party, Beach Boy music, gay guys and girls flirt with each other, and a giant shark chases them around) 4. Nascar! (My personal fave, nascar racers around Scooby Doo in uniform music playing is Remix of Billy Ocean - Get into my car) 5. July 4th (Scantily Clad girls and guys dance.) 6. Finale (They disco dance. Joe does a moonwalk at the end.) We finished our 100th show yesterday!
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I miss Charu.

Aysha.

I ordered this shirt a few days ago, and now I wear it all the time. [link]=PRODUCT&iMainCat=163&iSubCat=221&iProductID=30260 (It speaks for itself)

My new favorite show is Man Vs. Wild, Bear Grylls is one bad mofo and he's my new hero, I want to be stranded somewhere in the wild like him and survive by eating elephant poo or throwing sticks at rabbits. I bet he gets all the chicks.

Eat stouffers panini microwavable sandwiches, they are the holy shits.

I'm saving up money so I can travel after I graduate, I might visit Africa.

  • Mood: Seasonal
  • Listening to: Cat Stevens - Wild World
  • Watching: Man Vs. Wild

Devious Information

  • Current Age: 17
  • Current Residence: North Carolina
  • deviantWEAR sizing preference: Extra Medium
  • Interests: iSketch, Food, Xbox 360, My Hair, You
  • Favourite movie: City of God, The Good The Bad The Ugly, Gladiator, American History X and Shawshank Redemption
  • Favourite band or musician: T-Rex, Band of Horses, Cut/Copy, The Arcade Fire, Wolf Parade
  • Favourite genre of music: Indie, Folk, Alternative Rock
  • Favourite artist: Thomas Kinkade
  • Favourite poet or writer: Victor Hugo (Les Miserables)
  • Favourite style or digital art: Stylish
  • MP3 player of choice: Stevens Pimpin' Pod
  • Skin of choice: Lady
  • Favourite game: iSketch, GTA, Halo, Flyff, iSketch
  • Favourite gaming platform: Sexbox-360
  • Favourite cartoon character: Phillip J. Fry
  • Personal Quote: "GFfffjaklsdjakjgssaaaqqqqqq"

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Devious Comments

~Mock-E-auto:iconMock-E-auto: 1 day 19 hours ago
Ur webcam made me LOL

hehee

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xox Mach.
~Dragonnis:iconDragonnis: May 3, 2008, 9:13:36 PM
I miss you foo

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You all need it too, don't lie
~Mock-E-auto:iconMock-E-auto: Apr 27, 2008, 10:23:35 AM
Hey jawk.

I LIKE UR WORK.

Say, how many painting did you sell? $$$?

pronc!

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xox Mach.
~Sintrax:iconSintrax: Apr 27, 2008, 2:25:14 AM
I'm pretty much in love with you.

I mean your art. Art is what I meant.

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~xoxbabii-nisee:iconxoxbabii-nisee: Apr 14, 2008, 1:27:51 PM
superstitiousness










I am taking the bait -
What do I have to lose right?

















Hope it works!

















Supposedly The Phone Will Ring
Right After You Do This.

















Just read the little stories and
Think of a wish as you scroll all
The way to the bottom. There is
A message there - then make your
Wish.















No attachment on this one.


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Stories

















I'm 13 years old, and I wished
That my dad would come home from
The army, because he'd been having
Problems with his heart and right
Leg It was 2:53 p .m.. When I made
My wish. At 3: 07 PM . (14 minutes
Later), the doorbell rang, and
There my Dad was, luggage and all!!





I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been
Having trouble in my job and on the
Verge of quitting. I made a simple
Wish that my boss would get a new
Job. That was at 1:35 and at 2:55
There was an announcement that he
Was promoted and was leaving for
Another city. Believe me...this
Really works!!!









My name is Ann and I am 45 years
Of age. I had always been single
And had been hoping to get into a
Nice, loving relationship for many
Years. While kind of daydreaming(and right after receiving this email)
I wished that a quality person would
Finally come into my life. That was at
9:10 AM on a Tuesday. At 9:55 AM
A FedEx delivery man came into my
Office.He was cute, polite and
Could not stop smiling at me. He
Started coming back almost everyday(even without packages) and asked me
Out a week later . We married 6
Months later and now have been
Happily married for 2 years.

What a great email it was!!

















Just scroll down to the end, but
While you do, think of a wish.
Make your wish when you have completed
Scrolling. Whatever age you are, is the
Number of minutes it will take for your
Wish to come true. Ex.you are 25 years
Old, it will take 25 minutes for your wish
To come true).
















However, if you don't send this to
People in 5 minutes, you will have bad
Luck for years!!

Go for it!!!
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SCROLL DOWN!!!!
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STOP!!!
Congratulations!!! Your wish will
Now come true in your age minutes.

Now follow this carefully....it
Can be very rewarding!!!!

If you send this to 10 more
People, other than the 5 that you
Already have to send to, something
Major that you've been wanting
Will happen.

Message: This is scary!

The phone will ring right after
You do this!
Reply

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me: perfect makes practice
kristen: YOU DYSLEXIC FREAK!
me: well FcuK YuO!

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click here ^
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How big WAS the duck?
~JinxBunny:iconJinxBunny: Apr 7, 2008, 10:02:49 PM
hi there ! loving the animals in your gallery =D

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'The creative imagination has the power to combat all enemies, we are protected by the flow of our own inspiration' - Nick Cave
~Wolf-Shadow77:iconWolf-Shadow77: Apr 1, 2008, 11:01:14 AM
nevermind xD i know what it is.

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these people seem pretty mad. you better run.

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:tack:=LIE.

but wait...
There really was a cake...-GLaDOS, portal
~Wolf-Shadow77:iconWolf-Shadow77: Apr 1, 2008, 9:42:14 AM
Thanks for the watch! Also, what do you think is going on with the mudkip avs?

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these people seem pretty mad. you better run.

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:tack:=LIE.

but wait...
There really was a cake...-GLaDOS, portal
~SupremeEvil:iconSupremeEvil: Mar 20, 2008, 12:03:49 AM
Dude, Jockly my man, you messaged me on valentine's day! And I hadn't been on in forever! Whadda guy.
~Bluegreenhaze:iconBluegreenhaze: Mar 9, 2008, 9:41:32 AM
Willest thou marryeth me?

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How big WAS the duck?
Flagged as spam
~BabyHangie:iconBabyHangie: Mar 7, 2008, 7:47:19 PMFlagged as spam Mood: Anger
This comment is flagged as spam.
ure weird
~Feev:iconFeev: Mar 5, 2008, 5:01:34 PM
ps. :heart:

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goodbye : )
~Feev:iconFeev: Mar 5, 2008, 5:01:17 PM
you did not just wish me a happy LEAP YEAR.
my gosh. are you running out of days to celebrate?

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goodbye : )
*Sabrez:iconSabrez: Feb 22, 2008, 4:25:01 AM
heyhey nice art!!~
~xoxbabii-nisee:iconxoxbabii-nisee: Feb 18, 2008, 8:55:18 AM
happy valentines day to u too. im only 4 days late. =] mah bad

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me: perfect makes practice
kristen: YOU DYSLEXIC FREAK!
me: well FcuK YuO!

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click here ^
~ghostcoyoteartiste:iconghostcoyoteartiste: Feb 17, 2008, 5:23:27 PM
YOU CREATED GOOGLE?

hekker
~BangaBang:iconBangaBang: Feb 14, 2008, 10:46:28 PM
thanks you too (:

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~Datches:iconDatches: Feb 14, 2008, 10:33:27 PM
Thanks babe. Lets sex.
~pokepal11:iconpokepal11: Feb 14, 2008, 10:08:28 PM
haaay Jockly happy valentines day to you too! :hug:

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lol hi
=LoneDireWolfess:iconLoneDireWolfess: Feb 14, 2008, 9:39:22 PM
Happy singles awareness day to you too sir! :hug:

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ZOMG check it out! this it the most awesome piece of art I HAVE EVER SEEN! [link] --

may be nice, may be sweet, aint half as nice as rotting

"I raised the coffin lid and what I saw filled my very soul with horror
~Bluegreenhaze:iconBluegreenhaze: Feb 14, 2008, 9:35:54 PM Mood: Sweet
You too Jockers

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How big WAS the duck?
~RoseSlade:iconRoseSlade: Feb 14, 2008, 2:58:57 PM Mood: Adoration
Happy St. Valentine's Day to you too! :heart:

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